Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Randomize