Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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