we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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