What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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