just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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