your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you have to choose: penises or morals?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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