i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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