I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
there was a trapeze. enough said
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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