Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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