You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
