I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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