You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
its not stalking. its research.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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