Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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