she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
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