Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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