Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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