He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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