You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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