Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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