i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
