When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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