so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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