do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Randomize
