so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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