The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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