my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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