I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The air taste purple.
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