she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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