Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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