You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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