Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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