We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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