grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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