he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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