hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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