The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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