Sponge bath it is.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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