So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Randomize
