This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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