How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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