yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Randomize
