i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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