So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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