i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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