Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
can u get pink eye on your cock?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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