We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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