So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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