Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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