I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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