I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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