Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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