i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just gargled with NyQuil
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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