the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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