Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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