Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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